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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

+i always stress over this;  



+tmp;  +this ep was AMAZING tho;  






Okay, Schmidt, we’ve been to 11 weddings in a row. That’s too many weddings. I can’t even get into the fridge anymore.










floraizon:

Moi meme: 2/5 male characters

Nick miller: I can’t just go around saying good night to everyone, and buying people cookies!




e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

+awww;  






OMG NEW GIRL AND TMP TONIGHT I’M DYING YOU GUYS FANGIRL WITH ME

+AHHHH;  +NG;  +TMP;  +SOO EXCITED;  +I have faith in ng this season;  






+sdjlfkdjflkjsdf;  



+i lovvvvee this;  +omg;  



hurdwood:

(500) Days of Summer (2009), dir. Marc Webb

+:);  +i loveeeee this movie;  +500 days of summer;  



Happy birthday!!!
Anonymous

Aw, thanks anon! ♥♥ x